In a Rut

This is the conversation Morgan and I had on the way to school yesterday...

Morgan: We do the same thing every morning. You say the same things, do the same things, and always put your seatbelt on once we are out of the driveway. Mommy, we're in a rut.

Me: How should we change things up a bit?

Morgan: Stop going to school. If I didn't have to go to school we wouldn't be in a rut.

Does Oprah really need her own network?

It's no secret that I love Discovery Health Channel. It's my blankie. My lovey. My home away from home. The DHC is my failsafe- if the Real Housewives... aren't on I can pretty much guarantee that there will be a special about the kid who cries bloody tears or the tree guy (my personal favorite). And what about the women that didn't know they were pregnant? I don't want shows that make me feel warm and fuzzy. I need shows that will help me self diagnose the boil on my butt. So, Oprah, you can take back Suze Orman, Dr. Phil, and Dr. Oz and give me back Dr. G.